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Make a bold statement with this hand-drawn tee featuring Rachel Green and the iconic quote:
“No uterus? No opinion.”
Inspired by the legendary Friends scene, this design fuses humor, pop culture, and empowerment — all sketched by hand with attitude.
Want your own meme on a shirt?
Drop your favorite meme or idea in the notes section at checkout, and I’ll hand-draw a custom tee just for you. Your voice, your vibe, your shirt.
Wear your story. Wear your edge.™
Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rachel Green "No Uterus, No Opinion" – Hand-Drawn Statement Tee
$43.00
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Flexible returns
“No uterus? No opinion.”
Inspired by the legendary Friends scene, this design fuses humor, pop culture, and empowerment — all sketched by hand with attitude.
Want your own meme on a shirt?
Drop your favorite meme or idea in the notes section at checkout, and I’ll hand-draw a custom tee just for you. Your voice, your vibe, your shirt.
Wear your story. Wear your edge.™
Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |